Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Funniest Ways to Answer “Does This Make Me Look Fat?”

If you ever had one of these answer directed at you, it may be time to consider doing something about losing weight.

Question... "Does this make me look fat?"....

“Hold on a second, there’s a fat chick blocking my view.”

“Nah, you just have really relaxed muscles.”

“No, the dress fabric must be really thick.”

“Uh, no hablo ingles”

“No, I just have my eyes set to widescreen mode.”

“You’re just festive!”

“No, but your mom is.”

“That depends… do I look stupid?”

“No! You’re glowing! When are you due?”

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